I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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