..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
