she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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