Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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