How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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