life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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