is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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