is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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