why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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