i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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