The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Enjoy the penises
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize