she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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