Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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