One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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