Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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