plz talk dirty to me
one might say we're banned from that church
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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