I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Bring me that man meat
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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