Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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