So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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