If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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