Well douche your snatch and let's go!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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