He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
