Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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