Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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