Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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