Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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