i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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