so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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