I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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