in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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