ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
