apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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