Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Is Oprah even human
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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