Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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