I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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