She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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