I can't watch pbs sober anymore
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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