It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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