Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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