I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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