just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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