This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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