Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I wear drunk well.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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