please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Can I color on your dick again?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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