Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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