It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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