like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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