What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
third nipple confirmed
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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