I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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