i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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