I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
accomplished twins. life is a go
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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