Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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